Tag Archives: satire

How Steve Ballmer Uses Evernote to Manage Executives

What would it be like to see Steve Ballmer’s MacBook Pro, where he uses Evernote to devise his latest Microsoft executive transition plans. Continue reading

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Dear Red Hat…

Satirical open letter to Red Hat from VMware ESX. Continue reading

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Pimp My Hypervisor

Yo Dawg! I heard you like to virtualize, but there is no truth to the rumor that Xzibit influenced the Hyper-V design. Continue reading

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Linux apps run directly on Windows with virtualization!

Microsoft has broken through numerous technological barriers, enabling Windows/Hyper-V to directly execute Linux applications. Continue reading

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Microsoft announces Windows Server 2008 R2. Again.

After being featured at numerous events, Microsoft has finally launched Windows Server 2008 R2 for the last time. Please take a moment to acknowledge the launch — or they may launch it again. Continue reading

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